bitter mango

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  Seriously twisted...

  by closer2fine in

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  check this out..... .

  http://www.oddtodd.com/.

  *edited cause i forgot to post a warning!!!!.

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  bitter mango

  lol satan! so true
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  Message To The Server!

  by Bill Parker in

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  would you please remove all of my posts from your board!

  bill parker

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  bitter mango

  you know??!? hahahaha welcome back
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  Catch phrases

  by DB in

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  i must say, i am enjoying some of the catch phrases, if you want to call them that, which appear after the signatures of some posters.

  examples: lauralisa's "if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off"; battman's "the only informed witness is a former witness", and many other examples that do not immediately come to mind, or that i cannot remember exactly (saintsatan has a good one about faith, but i forget the exact phrase at the moment).. anyone else notice these cool phrases, or have any favorites they'd like to mention?

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  bitter mango

  joel hunny, make sure you click the 'check here to include your sig' box :)
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  New Jersey peoples

  by Naeblis in

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  i'll be moving there sometime next month.

  who wants to go out for a beer?

  :p

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  bitter mango

  heeheehee logi . shhh, maybe he is trying to start a new PURE life. gee.
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  New Jersey peoples

  by Naeblis in

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  i'll be moving there sometime next month.

  who wants to go out for a beer?

  :p

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  bitter mango

  closer i knowwwww, HOW COULD HE LEAVE ME?!?! but what he doesn't know just yet tho, is that im moving with him. hehehehe.

  i'm still losing the posting war.
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  I just DA'ed myself

  by disneycuty in

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  i just sent disassociated letter to my congregation after spending 26 years of my life as a jehovah's witness.

  i am a newbie to this chat forum and i am happy to be part of this forum.

  let me tell you a little background about myself.

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  bitter mango

  lol, awwww (((hippi))) i wasn't talking to you...i was talking to hippiE, as in TheOldHippie.
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  Why is there evil

  by d0rkyd00d in

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  don't know if this has been touched on before, but where did evil originate?

  yes, some may answer satan.

  but think about this: god created all things, and god is perfect.

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  bitter mango

  "Think about it. Lucifer gave us emotions. He gave us a freedom that was not given to us by God...that of the capability of thinking evil thoughts and thus giving us that which we as a western society cherish the most; free will. That was not given to us by God, but the so-called 'enemy of man'. Yet the 'enemy of man' is the only angel capable of human emotions. And for this he was cast from heaven."

  ~S. Parker
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  My Profound and Wise 1000th post...

  by Billygoat in

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  a few minutes before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews talking.

  suddenly, satan appeared at the front of the room.

  everyone started screaming and running for the entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.. soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that god's ultimate enemy was in his presence.. satan walked up to the old man and said, "don't you know who i am?".

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  bitter mango

  !!! congratulations andi hunny !!!
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  What Can I Learn From You?

  by ItsJustMe in

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  the recent post about what everyone wants to learn about has led me to this post..... we can learn something from everyone we meet.

  what can i learn from you?.

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  bitter mango

  i could teach you how to undo a belt buckle and a bra with your teeth

  hmm, this thread has made me realize how useless i really am. ah well, at least i know how to have fun.
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  10 reasons it's Better in Canada than the US

  by Satanus in

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  not nessesarily in order.

  i know i'll get stoned with frozen spit balls for this, but..... .

  10. we got back bacon.. 9. pamela anderson.. 8. we got french women.. 7. don't have to play global cop.. 6. don't have to worry about pesky mexicans coming through our back door.. 5. bill clinton doesn't live here.. 4. we got more room.. 3. we got real medicare.. 2. we got more water.. 1. the beer is better.

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  bitter mango

  how come no one told me my idol died?!